United Airlines hire Oscar the Grouch as Chief Trash Officer

United Airlines has announced the hire of Oscar the Grouch as its Chief Trash Officer. The Sesame Street resident has started his new role with immediate effect.

Take a look at the CTO’s first day on the job here:

SAF Investor reached out to Mr Grouch for an interview, but the United Airlines’ CTO was unable to take our call. We were met instead by his out of office email:

“SCRAM! (Unless you’re junk mail.)

You’ve reached the Office of United’s Chief Trash Officer, but the CTO is unavailable. It’s trash day…somewhere, and Oscar the Grouch is currently busy with a mountain of scraps to smell and sift through.

And, did you know scraps, slop and other kinds of waste could be turned into sustainable aviation fuel (SAF) and one day help fly a plane with reduced lifecycle emissions?* But… more on that later.

For the forestinkable future, our CTO is out of office telling the world about his love of garbage. Speaking of, your email will be forwarded straight to the trash folder. Just where we like it.

Have a rotten day,

The Office of the Chief Trash Officer

🗑️Junk mail only to [email protected]

🔗united.com/ChiefTrashOfficer”